• I Handle My Own Crap Tee - Funny Military Tank Maintenance Dept. Graphic T-Shirt in Heather Military Green
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I Handle My Own Crap Tee - Funny Military Tank Maintenance Dept. Graphic T-Shirt

I Handle My Own Crap Tee - Funny Military Tank Maintenance Dept. Graphic T-Shirt

$20.00 USD
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Made to order: most items start printing within about 30 minutes of your order, then ship by carrier. Allow about 5 to 12 business days for US delivery.

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Size chart

Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee, classic unisex fit. Garment measured flat, in inches, from the maker's chart.

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Chest width1820222426283032
Body length2829303132333435

How to measure: lay a shirt that fits you well flat. Measure straight across the chest 1 inch below the armholes, then from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Pick the size closest to those numbers, allowing about 1 inch either way.

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This classic cotton tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement across the chest that reads “I HANDLE MY OWN CRAP.” It’s built on a sturdy, medium-weight Gildan 5000 blank with smooth printing surfaces and crisp text thanks to combined DTF and DTG techniques. The relaxed, timeless crew-neck silhouette slips into everyday life—workshop mornings, weekend projects, or casual hangs—while the tear-away label and ribbed collar keep comfort front and center. Subtle vintage distressing in the print gives it worn-in character without sacrificing print clarity. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification mean you can feel good about wearing it as you get things done.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (5.3 oz / 180 g/m²) for year-round durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for a clean, stable fit
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck; DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and long-term shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® certified; ethically sourced US cotton and compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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